New Code Words

Nearly 3 year old walking around in toy room: "Mom, I am working on something."
Mom: "What are you working on?"
Nearly 3 year old: "Just working on something (crossing his legs)"
Mom: "You better do your work in the bathroom"
Nearly 3 year old: "...but grandpa doesn't do his work in the bathroom...."
Mom and nearly 3 year old head to bathroom....
Moments later....
Nearly 3 year old "Mom, look...I pooped some squirmy worms"
Mom: "Awesome"

You never know what is going to stick.....but "squirmy worm" poop seems to have stuck!